We, the worshippers of the trash man, don’t celebrate Christmas, but we do honor the coming of winter, which keeps garbage cans from smelling!
Yes, I’m making the annual pilgrimage. The Jabali will re-open Tuesday, Dec. 3 for your caffeinated needs. Pimento Mori.
Tuesdays and Thursdays are my new high holy days, the dual sabbaths when the garbage man comes to take my sins away.
He’s often a lowly figure from the bottom rungs of society, ignored mostly, except when he fails in his mission.
Unlike my previous messiah, I can see him and he responds when I beseech him to slow down as I run behind his truck as it pulls away.
I’m a Roamin’ Catch-All worshipper, there are those who have split away and say I should follow only the Recycler, but I remain faithful to the original Refuse Collector and his trinity. He accepts recycling on Thursday, all other waste on Tuesday and urges me to compost daily, as it is done at the landfill.
Next week: How will universal health care affect my auto insurance?
We will be closed Friday through Monday. See you all on Tuesday!
We’ll be back at the end of the month after we feast a bit on Mediterranean seafood and gather new ideas for the Jabali!
Sorry, we’ll be closed Wednesday through Tuesday for Easter, and to pick up more coffee and supplies from the Ironbound!
You can keep your lobster and clam. I vote for the crispy goodness of that Pennsylvania Dutch breakfast favorite!
Yes, we’re turning a negative into a positive with our new Food Cycler instant composter. Come in and get some coffee and some composted coffee grounds for your garden!
People know the Jabali is open and dishing out goodness when they see the deck chairs. When it’s too wet for our wooden chairs, these new plastic chairs signal all is well in the Empire!