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September 14, 2001
Kill!!!!! Unleash the dogs of war!!!!!

Posted by Alex Dominguez on Friday September 14, @07:26AM

from the Exterminate the vermin dept.

NEW YORK (JNS) _ Kill! Kill, kill, kill, kill!
That’s the mandate in response to Tuesday’s suicide jet attacks on New York and Washington.

``I don’t want to hear any bullshit about justice or finding those responsible. I want every fucking towel-head vaporized,’’ said defense analyst Steven Fragem.

``If innocent women and children are killed so we can eliminate this menace, that’s just the cost of doing business,'' Fragem said. ``Maybe those women and children should have thought of that when Bin Laden was bombing us.’’

Others called for Arab Americans to be put in camps as the Japanese were in World War II.

``How many are there in the U.S., 6 million? We could fit them in Utah,’’ said Daryl Swain, president of America for Americans, a Muncie, Ind. civic group.

``Bombing the federal building in Oklahoma was one thing, those were Americans doing the bombing, but this is something else.’’

America’s staunchest allies also expressed their support for the eradication of the globe’s 1.2 billion Muslims.

``Now, maybe you’ll listen to us,’’ said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

Once the nuclear glow cools down, Afghanistan and Pakistan will make excellent mini-storage and warehousing sites for products waiting to be shipped to America, Fragem said.

``Glass parking lots are very easy to plow in the winter,’’ he said.

On another front, the Jabali News Service has learned the hijackers involved in Tuesday’s attacks also used dental floss to tie up the crew and passengers after threatening them with box cutters, unnamed sources said.

The hijackers crashed two of the jets into the twin towers at the World Trade Center, and a third into the Pentagon. The fourth crashed in Pennsylvania.

``As hard as it is to believe, that’s all that was needed,’’ the source said.

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Posted by Alex at September 14, 2001 07:26 AM
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